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31 Jul

Funny eBay Auctions

Title says it all, Funny eBay Auctions is a site that has information on Funny eBay Auctions…does what it says on the tin!

147 Responses to “Funny eBay Auctions”

  1. 1
    EK Says:

    Yet another Virgin Mary auction:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5567328027

  2. 2
    James Says:

    Now this is funny…

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5569196528&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

  3. 3
    Reevo Says:

    Indeed it is, what a cracker.

  4. 4
    Bobby K Says:

    Kid being auctioned to be punched in the face. This is great!!!!!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5572432423

  5. 5
    Make Says:

    Excellent site http://www.bizarrebids.com/ has lots of mad auctions on

  6. 6
    Nicole Says:

    Too funny: Husband/Boyfriend alternative auction:
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5970224122&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

  7. 7
    lana Says:

    this guy is selling a real mind reading machine on ebay!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5576969872

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    Custom Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5580375344

  9. 9
    Glenn Says:

    The ultimate anti-silly, silly webay auction. Man offers to spend your money for doing absolutely nothing. And people are bidding. 21 so far and it is at $51.00 :)

  10. 10
    Tim Says:

    Funniest ebay auction yet this is classic
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5581326311&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

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    Zal Phiroz Says:

    This one takes the cake. By long and far the funniest eBay add I’ve ever seen…

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5976129457

    I never knew people could sell themselves.

  12. 12
    Alice Koon Says:

    this is hilarious , i found it on ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5584627861&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW its a jesus multi vitamin! heh

  13. 13
    Shawn Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20393&item=5585917493&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

    I’m not sure if you take submissions, but this is funny!!

  14. 14
    Reevo Says:

    You submit all you like, seems like a healthy thread…who am I to spoil the fun!?

  15. 15
    Lucky Says:

    Our former pope, John Paul II throwing up the SHOCKER!!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6184840894&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

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    Hans Says:

    check this out

    Hopefully GoldenPalace joins in:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5589787894

  17. 17
    Ferby Says:

    Hehe. Cats for sale as consultants in evil deeds or as real virtual pets?! The concept alone made me giggle!

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3980639138

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    Nightsurfer Says:

    Now you got to see this one. Way too funny. Hope you like.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5592364681&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

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    dave Says:

    Funny auction!!
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5593590638&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

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    Ratz Zinger Says:

    Now this one is a doozy! A dirty Doggie Door with a Jesus Apparition! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5593151030

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    Muse Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5984720875&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

    Advertise on Brian while he shoots HIS GUN…

  22. 22
    crippe Says:

    some people will sell anything. This is hilarious.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5984909444

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    Steve Dawson Says:

    This is funny!

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=67212&item=7170774810&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

    One slightly used stuffed Granny. Our family was so distraught at the untimely demise of our beloved Granny, we had her stuffed. However owing to a recent addition to the family being scared by her being sat in the corner we are going to have to let her go. She is in great condition, with all seams in place (You cant see them great work by stuffer!). Humphrey our pet chinchilla had a little nibble at her left toe, but this is covered well by her slippers. My stuffed Granny comes complete with rocking chair and mothballs. She is ideal for Christmas, just sit her in the corner and the family is complete. Buyer to collect. Complete with original death certificate and spare clothing.

    Priced to cover the cost of Taxidermy

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    ThatOneGuy Says:

    brilliant.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Ex-Wife-T-Shirt-The-Divorced-Dad-Must-Have_W0QQitemZ5602172515QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  25. 25
    Marken Says:

    In Germany they are selling the so called “first eBay message in a bottle”. You buy it, write something in and get rid of id by selling it again at your local eBay store ;). The bottle is now in the fourth round and price has raised to 103,- €s. There is also a bilingual webpage documentating way, photos, common informations about the bottle. Really weired and really funny stuff. (URL of the webpage: http://www.ebay-flaschenpost.de.vu)

  26. 26
    Marken again Says:

    Just forgot the link :weired:

    http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=40840&item=6197915367&rd%20=1

  27. 27
    reginald Says:

    ever wonder how much somebody will pay for one red paperclip?

  28. 28
    Mr. Cool Says:

    this one’s messed up: http://cgi.ebay.com/one-red-paperclip_W0QQitemZ6550090893QQcategoryZ38015QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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    Steve Says:

    This poor guy/girl is quitting smoking and selling his mug that he will be drinking his last coffee while smoking his last cigarette. He used the mug for the past 5-10 years. yet, another one of them on eBay.

    eBay item id: 5604988759

    Here is the LINK

    if the link doesn’t work

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5604988759

  30. 30
    pork Says:

    its called Gangster woody i couldnt stop laughing after seeing this auction i just had to share it. the link is http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5606302013

  31. 31
    Tod Man Says:

    Here is another weirdo and funny ebay auction. Saw it posted on another site. It’s all about pube burning - which is odd.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Pube-Burning-Any-Location-Photo-Proof_W0QQitemZ6555893784QQcategoryZ4174QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  32. 32
    Kimberly Says:

    Have you ever got the short end of the stick?

  33. 33
    Funny_Stuff_Hunter Says:

    I Thought I had Seen Some Very Stupid Items For Sale On eBay, But This Wins Hands Down!!!

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    Ronj Says:

    Some things are priceless…then there are other things.

    “The After Sex XXL Towel is a great novelty item. Now you don’t have to use the corner of the sheet, a t-shirt, or a sock. This towel is Brand New–I don’t think I’d sell any if it weren’t. Or, maybe I’d sell 10X as many. Who knows?

    Towel size is 18″ by 15″ which should be big enough for just about anybody. If this isn’t big enough for you then I suggest you see a doctor immediately or sign up for some kind of freak show… MORE
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5618013377

  35. 35
    Ehsan Says:

    here’s another interesting auction!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4408035365

    :)

  36. 36
    Ryan Says:

    http://cm.ebay.com/cm/ck/1065-29296-2357-0?uid=99192020&site=0&ver=LCA080805&item=5621237745&lk=URL
    heres an interesting auction that i found. someone is selling advertisement space on their car for life. Its amazing what people are willing to do for money these days.

  37. 37
    Mike Says:

    This one is GREAT!!!!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Tommy-Lee-Motley-Crue-autograph-NEEDED_W0QQitemZ7553213703QQcategoryZ85987QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  38. 38
    jame Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/My-last-shred-of-dignity-certificate_W0QQitemZ5624769249QQcategoryZ1523QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem is very funny. an oxford student making some easy cash.

  39. 39
    mark Says:

    heres one for you, nice guy want to date him??
    Item number: 6573961173

  40. 40
    Tits Says:

    EBay Link

  41. 41
    Jen Says:

    Box of Dog Hair
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5631463282&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%3A80%2Fsearch%2Fsearch.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26satitle%3D5631463282%26fvi%3D1

  42. 42
    Jonathan D Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Wishbone-Make-all-your-dreams-come-true_W0QQitemZ5632452080QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  43. 43
    Jonathan D Says:

    hey guys. this could be the bid of your life. check it out.

  44. 44
    TIMMY Says:

    Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

  45. 45
    Miniature Gnome Says:

    Selling his whole Kingdom…

  46. 46
    Dreeft Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4421743650&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

  47. 47
    scott Says:

    god bless

  48. 48
    somefarker Says:

    um…not much to say really…some guy in his underwear selling his dignity..lol

  49. 49
    somefarker Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/My-LAST-shred-of-dignity_W0QQitemZ5644236465QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    there’s the link

  50. 50
    Sparky Says:

    Really funny :)

  51. 51
    Sparky Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7202871202&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

    Opps forgot the link. Still funny tho lol.

  52. 52
    Jeff Says:

    This guy’s wife cleaned him out - excecpt for one gift he got her: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7203058990

  53. 53
    ValdeezCaptain Says:

    The description to this just cracks me up every time

    http://cgi.ebay.com/High-Quality-Paper-Box_W0QQitemZ5645770230QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  54. 54
    SHIggity Shway! Says:

    LOL 1 PS2 flat, 1 Can of spam, 1 Coat hanger –> nuff’s said

  55. 55
    SHIggity Shway! Says:

    LOL 1 PS2 flat, 1 Can of spam, 1 Coat hanger –> nuff’s said

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5840845554&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

  56. 56
    Alan Says:

    Could be the ideal Christmas gift for the person who has everything..

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5646673828

  57. 57
    Fubar Says:

    Looks like someone’s trying to sell an umbrella again!!

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6831707252

    Crazy town!!

  58. 58
    U.V. Says:

    The item isn’t strange, but the rant is amusing:

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5843696782

  59. 59
    Murry Says:

    funny ebay auction

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Free-Pass-into-Heaven-voucher_W0QQitemZ6592912772QQcategoryZ4174QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  60. 60
    mauro Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Aceite-de-Oliva-Betis-Spanish-Olive-Oil-Can-of-8-oz_W0QQitemZ4392398797QQcategoryZ14313QQssPageNameZWD1VQQr#ebayphotohosting

  61. 61
    asd Says:

    dsfdcsd

  62. 62
    asd Says:

    chbdhndzjzfjzc

  63. 63
    sonja Says:

    Build your own snowwife!

  64. 64
    sonja Says:

    Nothing to do at home? Buy a Snowwife Kit!

  65. 65
    Shaun Baland Says:

    We’re auctioning off parts of our wedding….and people are flipping out about it!!!

  66. 66
    hidhoney Says:

    hi i found this on ebay for sale. it is a picture that he is tring to take on modiun art with his dodles

  67. 67
    hidhoney Says:

    hi i found this on ebay for sale. it is a picture that he is tring to take on modiun art with his dodles.

    here is the link i think we should support him in the sale.

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GENUINE-ART-WORK-ONE-OFF-A-KIND_W0QQitemZ7380230417QQcategoryZ552QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  68. 68
    Karen D'Andrea Says:

    Funny auction for a pair of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer gloves given to the seller for Christmas by former US Vice Presidential Candidate.

  69. 69
    Gary Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7211252249

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    Cheeks1128 Says:

    One of the best Auctions I’ve seen!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7382361131

  71. 71
    Christian Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.de/A-rose-of-love-for-the-world-An-incredible-story_W0QQitemZ6245041992QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  72. 72
    Chris Says:

    appears to be some type of ebay war…found this too http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Worlds-Most-Expensive-Tin-of-Beans_W0QQitemZ5656043528QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  73. 73
    Chris Says:

    The american side: http://cgi.ebay.com/You-could-own-part-of-a-Guinness-world-record_W0QQitemZ6598580504QQcategoryZ12QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  74. 74
    Ryan Says:

    A Funny Picture of an item for sale on ebay

  75. 75
    Ryan Says:

    Advertise on homeless people!
    http://www.bayjunkie.com/?p=18

  76. 76
    James Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/I-Will-Write-Lyrics-For-You-SONG-MUSIC_W0QQitemZ5659332=695QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  77. 77
    Ryan Says:

    A young bloke who will marry your ugly daughter. No matter what she looks like!
    http://www.bayjunkie.com/?p=17

  78. 78
    Todd Says:

    This is hilarious

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5659899059&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

  79. 79
    Kat Says:

    Minimalism is art is *so* 2006.

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Bob-ORIGINAL-ART-Portrait-of-a-Stickman_W0QQitemZ7385581380QQcategoryZ60436QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  80. 80
    Ryan Says:

    Hire a rocket scientist and finally catch up to Afghanistan in the race to the moon!

    http://www.bayjunkie.com/?p=20

  81. 81
    Joe Bloggs Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Bassetts-Jelly-Baby-Siamese-Twins_W0QQitemZ5660883481

  82. 82
    Ryan Says:

    Have your initials peed in the snow at the top of a mountain!

    http://www.bayjunkie.com/?p=21

  83. 83
    Ryan Says:

    A family that is offering up their young children for tattoo advertising.

    http://www.bayjunkie.com/?p=22

  84. 84
    JFC Says:

    Pretty funny….

  85. 85
    JFC Says:

    Sorry…messed up.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Magic-Wish-Cup_W0QQitemZ5661579876QQcategoryZ19257QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  86. 86
    Ace Says:

    CHECK THIS OUT!!! LOL!!!

  87. 87
    Karen Says:

    Some US sillyness….http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5663396978

  88. 88
    BayJunkie Says:

    Buy strip dancing lessons for your loved one for Valentine’s Day.

    http://www.bayjunkie.com/?p=27

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    Mike Says:

    check this ebay auction! funny as!

    http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5663124721&sspagename=ADME:B:AAQ:AU:1

  90. 90
    meet farm Says:

    !!! HAUNTED MYSTERY 2 DOLLAR BILL OF EVIL !!!could any one need so much evil?

  91. 91
    Ryan Says:

    Sing “Sweet Home Alabama” with Lynyrd Skynyrd, live!

    http://www.bayjunkie.com/?p=29

  92. 92
    jay Says:

    The SNOW POPE

    http://cgi1.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?MakeTrack&item=5672729966

  93. 93
    Crystal Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5674997936&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

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    Alex Says:

    Very funny Virgin Mary auction

  95. 95
    Alex Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/3-images-of-the-Virgin-Mary-on-a-bar-of-soap-Miracle_W0QQitemZ5676942559QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    Very funny Virgin Mary Auction

  96. 96
    Alex Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5676942559

    Very funny Virgin Mary auction…

  97. 97
    John Dyer Says:

    THAT, YOU MUST SEE!!

  98. 98
    Jen Says:

    Gnome for Ransom on Ebay

  99. 99
    Elizabeth Says:

    Hi, I came across an auction for a paper plate with the “face of Jesus” on it. Looks like something crazy that would be on your website!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9510996444&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

  100. 100
    Elizabeth Says:

    Hi, I came across an auction for a paper plate with the “face of Jesus” on it. Looks like something crazy that would be on your website!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9510996444&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

  101. 101
    Glenda Bailey Says:

    DOES YOUR HUSBAND HAVE A LITTLE PICKLE? MINE SURE DOES! This is the title of my auction on ebay. Hope it makes you laugh! Thanks! :)

  102. 102
    Kirsty :P Says:

    OMG! This is so funny! just had to share it with everyone!

  103. 103
    Kirsty :P Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1-bag-of-air_W0QQitemZ9513547862QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  104. 104
    Jimmy Says:

    A haunted Bolo tie on eBay!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Haunted-Bolo-Tie_W0QQitemZ9515803813QQcategoryZ102514QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  105. 105
    MG Says:

    Miracle Fetus Peanut!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9519159407

  106. 106
    joefrazier Says:

    And this is a bad thing…why?

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8291192535

  107. 107
    karl Says:

    this is very funny,
    Wayne Rooneys face in toast ( miracle ?)ebay Item number: 9531360955

  108. 108
    feffle Says:

    hmmmmm…..

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=101218&item=6890200234

  109. 109
    Janek Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=019&item=290002253707&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

    Found this, some guy selling space on a car he plans to drive to MONGOLIA!! Madness….and surely a great place for someone to advertise?

  110. 110
    John Says:

    Another football one, this time the lanky Peter Crouch!

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=21553&item=140001668897

  111. 111
    Karen Ludwig Says:

    Hello. I surf ebay for funny and weird auctions and just came across one… here is the link…

    http://cgi.ebay.com/I-Will-Give-This-Auctions-Winner-The-Best-Head-Ever_W0QQitemZ200005777175QQihZ010QQcategoryZ102534QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  112. 112
    James Coker Says:

    Some old NHL player is selling his moustache on Ebay. This cannot be real. http://cgi.ebay.com/Tom-Younghans-Moustache_W0QQitemZ180013315213QQihZ008QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  113. 113
    James Taylor Says:

    I hope you enjoy this interesting anecdote. :)

    http://cm.ebay.com/cm/ck/1065-29296-2357-0?uid=76087526&site=0&ver=LCA080805&item=230016074410&lk=URL

    Musically,
    James Taylor

  114. 114
    Marcelo Says:

    Because a closed hand is not a rock!
    Genius!!!!!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Real-JokenPo-Kit-Because-a-closed-hand-is-not-a-rock_W0QQitemZ120021454045QQihZ002QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  115. 115
    Donald Says:

    It very interesting http://xoomer.alice.it/f57/8/

  116. 116
    Larry Says:

    Sand, I’m selling friggin sand…

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    zzip Says:

    heres one for you http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=020&item=300024346079&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

  118. 118
    Hannah Says:

    i like you! http://www.sis.utk.edu/Members/derik/1.html

  119. 119
    Dylan Says:

    VERY GOOD I THINK http://www.sis.utk.edu/Members/derik/4.html

  120. 120
    Maureen Says:

    Very nice site! http://www.sis.utk.edu/Members/derik/2.html

  121. 121
    id none Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=012&item=220027638802&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

  122. 122
    Matt Says:

    Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. Proof of the father! Funny stuff!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/PROOF-that-I-am-Anna-Nicole-Smiths-babys-FATHER_W0QQitemZ330035999442QQihZ014QQcategoryZ2312QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  123. 123
    I bet I can sell dirt on Ebay Says:

    1 Pound of Magic Pitching Dirt !

    This is the same type dirt used by Kenny Rogers in The 2006 World Series, ALCS, Regular Season and March 2006 Family Reunion Wiffle Ball Game.

    Obviously it’s perfect legal, all you have to do is be able to LIE LIKE A POLITICIAN !

    Application is easy, all you need to do is rub it on your the palm of your hand, and you too can throw an 8′ curveball just like Steve Carlton IN HIS PRIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If anyone asks you how you can suddenly do this, just tell them after 20+ years you have FINALLY LEARNED TO PITCH !

    If they don’t believe that, tell them it’s CHOCOLATE CAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!

  124. 124
    Rob Roy Says:

    Found this auction for a Texas license plate on eBay:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=002&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=120054737067&

  125. 125
    pete wilson Says:

    Every wanted a suit of armor that can fend off foeign hords?

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=013&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=230062292665&rd=1&rd=1

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    joe Says:

    have a look at one.. hahaha

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=006&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=160062352115&rd=1&rd=1

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    Ernie Pearce Says:

    WORLD’S smallest CHRISTMAS PRESENT

    From the guy that sold the original MYSTERY ENVELOPE to Golden Palace for $7,600.00

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    Iam Barking Says:

    Could start a law suit. Funny:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Mysterious-diet-coke-can-unopened-but-nearly-empty_W0QQitemZ270081218090QQihZ017QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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    Tim Says:

    Hi, i hope this will SPICE up your day.

    Theres a packet of taco bell hot sauce for sale

    ebay item 180077679129

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180077679129

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    Don Says:

    Empty Limited Edition Beer Can

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=270090515337&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=017

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    jonathan eric Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=150094768401&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=005

    Good Design, Great Cause…Watch us

    Thanks

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    Julie Says:

    Hilarious!!!

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    Julie Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=017&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=270117893492&rd=1&rd=1

    Hilarious!!!

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    karl Says:

    Yes, it’s true Davros on Toast

    I was just about to butter my toast on the morning of 12th May 2007, when I couldn’t believe my eyes, the image of Davros!

    The legendary creator of the Daleks from the early episodes of Doctor Who

    was on my toast, could this be a sign he is returning to are screens soon.

    Please spread the word.

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    karl Says:

    Yes, it’s true Davros on Toast

    I was just about to butter my toast on the morning of 12th May 2007, when I couldn’t believe my eyes, the image of Davros!

    The legendary creator of the Daleks from the early episodes of Doctor Who

    was on my toast, could this be a sign he is returning to are screens soon.

    Please spread the word.

    E BAY Item number: 250114409811

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=015&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=250114409811&rd=1&rd=1

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    woot Says:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160129537846
    and also:
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    REDICULOUS!

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    Kat Von D Says:

    Kat Von D…

    I Googled for something completely different, but found your page…and have to say thanks. nice read….