20 Jan
The Prior-Art-O-Matic
I’ve had a few new product ideas, check them out…
It’s a fusebox! It runs on compressed air!
It’s a teddybear that counts your loose change and has a built-in alarm clock.
It’s a golf club that can be used in zero-gravity, has been blessed by a priest and pushes things down staircases.
It’s a sticky label that’s heavier than it looks and loves children.
It’s a suppository that can interface with your shoelace! It works in the rain.
LOL, I can’t take any more, my sides hurt! They’re not really my ideas but created by a Random Product Idea Generator called the The Prior-Art-O-Matic, you just can’t make up stuff as funny as that. I’m having an ‘I really love the internet day’ today! [via]