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06 Apr

Buzzaire - Metered Dose Caffeine Inhaler

What a fantastic idea. You can now be agitated and have the caffien shakes all day without the repeated trips to the bathroom! Buzzaire - one puff or two? “One squeeze, one inhale, and you’ve just rushed 150mg of caffeine into your blood stream. Mints or drinks have to go through your digestive tract first before partying in your blood (or through your skin, in the case of caffeinated soap). But the lung/blood barrier is the fastest way (other than injection or IV) to get caffeine into your system. Not only will you get one heck of a rush, but you’ll also freshen your breath! A hint of peppermint oil in each puff will give you a little extra perk with its peppy zing.” [via]

 

5 Responses to “Buzzaire - Metered Dose Caffeine Inhaler”

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    Dranore Says:

    What a terrrrrible idea. Definitely a good way to increase caffine dependency. If you already are dependent on caffine… this is pretty much a nail in the coffin… I think you could actually have a rehab clinic with something like this… ehehehe…

  2. 2
    Dranore Says:

    That has to be a joke.

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    Dranore Says:

    It is in fact an april fools joke. I was gonna say… that’s quite a liability in a box there… Got me after the fact I guess. hehehe…

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    Reevo Says:

    Hahahaha, had me too, I just clicked the buy now link and all became clear…

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    ra2hellmaker Says:

    Thats a good joke. I was going to but it. SOAB

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