21 Mar
Easter Crucifixion Guidelines
As the Christian Filipinos get ready for their customary crucifixion ritual the local health authority have issued a health and safety alert in the form of some friendly crucifixion guidelines -
They have urged them to get tetanus vaccinations before they flagellate themselves and are nailed to crosses
To practise good hygiene.
To check the condition of the whips they plan to use to lash their back and make sure that they are well-maintained.
Make sure that the nails used to fix people to crosses must be properly disinfected first.
Happy Easter everyone! [via]